Tea Bag collector Sandy K

There is a woman I know who likes to collect tea bags.  She is beautiful in many ways but her hair cut was very short and she liked to dance in the sunlight on the planet Mercury.  I missed her calling one day when she phoned my home and asked me for a few tea bags to throw in her collection.  So I am sorry my dear friend, you will have to keep marching forward and bringing peace to the world some other way.  Thanks for the tea though, I never realized I could drink such a fine cup of Indian tea that glowed in the moonlight.  You have a special place in my heart as I think you call many people friends but only if they have tea bags to donate to your cause.  So thanks for the tea and remember, I'll always be an admirer of your dance routine.  Really.  But it is really hot on Mercury and if you want to keep your place on that planet, I hope you dont forget to wear those tea bags as sun reflectors. They will help you alot and perhaps thats why you are a collector.  I do not know.