Tecumseh the poet that likes dirty laundry day

I met a fellow named Tecumseh.  He wrote fine poetry about doctors and lawyers. I liked his choice of apple cider brands but he never liked my grapefruit cutters.  He held the door for me every day and I always went through as it was the simplest way around a silly situation.  Tecumseh loved dirty laundry day so much that he danced in the hallways and opened a can or hair spray that he would spray on his beard and make it stand straight up in the air.  He would prune his mustache as well and he just loved to do that laundry thing. So if you meet Tecumseh in the Church, tell him you have a bottle of hair spray and it smells like grapefruit. See if he smiles.  Thanks!