Pocket lite bright sales lady from Venus and from Pluto and from Uranus if you like her

I met a woman named Sarah and she was a big lite bright salesperson.  She sold light bright right out of her pocket on NATIONAL TELEVISION!!!!!!!  It was unreal.  Sarah liked to eat hot dogs but she still never understood from what animal they were derived.  I liked her instantly when I met her but something happened,  Sarah missed the Rose Garden National Parade and she wanted to keep selling her lite bright with impunity.  She was really a firm witness for God in so far as she liked to hunt snakes with her toy pocket rifle that was loaded once a month.  It was a busy way to go and poor Sarah who we will also refer to as Palin was busy eating her lovely snake meat that she also sold for gold and for smiles as well.  Sarah will be referred to as Palin as she was supposed to be a Pal in the White House, but she just became a Palin and that as sort of ok.  So Sarah Palin was busy and she smelled like wheat, but she really work dice on her pocket protector and they looked like cream sickles in the Arizona sunlight.  So Sarah P. was busy with life and we all loved to laugh at her daily constant reminders that the American Constitution was really an Egg Roll Factory night mare.  She liked to live a fair life and she was ready for more money in her diet, but he was a big fool (myself) who did not like Sarah and he (me) was too arrogant to imagine that a lady could be so fair and make such a big deal about shooting moose on a Friday night with her Christian Cross around her neck and a bible in her automobiles glove compartment.  I must say that this is what Sarah Thought but that most people thought the same way that I did.  We just didn't really like eating eggrolls and Sarah was just out to destroy the American People's love for democratic rulers and leadership. In fact, Sarah really liked the Italian model of the 1930s and 1940s.  Its was better to own your own money than to sell it to a child for his welfare.  So Sarah was busy keeping the light bright in business and she really liked to eat candy apples with a spoon and a fork.  Sarah was so beautiful that she could wear red, white and blue ties and they would seem like a man's attire on a wonderful woman of the church and the state.  She was too good for her time and so many people loved her that she sold all the light bright and reached into her pocket to give them her candy apples as well.  So Sarah, this is a good day and I like your smile, but lets let the world keep spinning as it does with liberty and happiness for all!  Baruch Hashem!