I met a nice woman named Ruby the other day. She shares peaches with honest people who like to display hood ornaments on their vehicles. But Ruby sadly has a secret that she does not share very often. She is actually a car thief. She steals cars and then returns them to their owners waxed and washed and with a small rose on the front seat. I thought that Ruby was a friend of sorts and I am sure that she "means well". But that said, if she ever steals my vehicle again, I am sure to call the police.
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