Gooey the evil twin who ate a hankerchief at dawn

I know a boy named Gooey.  He sleeps in in the morning and when he wakes up he just eats his bride's handkerchief. He was really smart but he dozed off every day at noon and never woke up until Jeopardy was on at 7:30 PM in the evening.  He would get every Jeopardy question right but never got final Jeopardy EVER.  So if you meet Gooey, please tell him he does not need to apply to be on Jeopardy tomorrow.  Thanks. Baruch Hashem!