Susan the Penguin Tosser

There once was a woman named Susan.  She said she liked penguins, but when you met her, she would pick up a penguin by the scruff of its neck and toss it at your head since to her, you did not have enough Penguins in your life. Sadly, I was a penguin connoisseur and I caught one of those penguins she tossed at me and I set it down and never did a Penguin ever trust Susan again after Susan was outed among all the penguins and deemed unsatisfactory as a someone who said they loved penguins.  Susan lives in a retirement home now and the penguins and all the birds laugh at her.  It was a shame, but Susan just didn't "get it".  So Susan is in her retirement village and there are no more penguins for her day.  Thanks to my catch she is no longer a Penguin tosser, but she does not get off that easy.  The penguins decided that Susan was a fool and that they wanted to show her what they really thought of her now that they realized she liked to toss penguins at other people's heads.  The penguins all build a statue to Susan and all of the Pigeons like to land on it and use it as a restroom. Sorry SusanPenguin, you are not going to win the war against the people that the penguins really do like.  Thanks!