The poetry, stories and intrigues of C.J. Brenner

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Rat Face Pirate Eater

There was once a clown and his name was Rat Face.  Rat Face was intelligent but he really lacked social skills.  One day he showed up at the circus and he painted his face to look like a gerbil with crying eyes and a blue mouth.  I liked Rat Face.  He was an autocrat and he built light sabers in his spare time.  Rat Face really employed a lot of other clowns in his service.  They all had to eat a pirate costume to be employed and they all did so with great enthusiasm.  This made them intelligent and they all scared the pirates who were on the tour from the Las Vegas casino boat show.  This is a good story about a true American Patriot.  He only was named Rat Face because they confused his gerbil face with that of a rat.  It was terrible but he did not care.  He was productive and the light saber prospered.  So if you meet Rat Face Pirate Eater in the streets, just nod and say hello.  He wont bite and maybe the pirates will all run away.  Thanks!

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