Dickie the see through man from the Cleveland Browns Lockerroom

Dickie was a good man and he cared for his alcoholic drinks with the diligence of an eskimo living on a candy bar infested igloo that smelled like a brick house but looked like a candy cane conventions good will object.  I miss my friend Dickie but it was a terrible unfortunate accident one day when Dickie wore his business suit which included a Boston Red Sox hat to the baseball store in the Town of Wilmington, Delaware.  Dickie just wanted to act like a friend, but everyone knew that Dickie was really a Cleveland Browns fan.  So Dickie shut his books one morning and marched into Cleveland Stadium and demanded that offer him a pipe smoking section that he could enjoy if he ever watched Bernie Kosar throw footballs again. This was ok for Dickie, but it was not ok for his brother, Joule of Whiskey.  Joule was a bad man and had bad genes but he really had a gun that he used to shoot his bad genes and replace them with good genes. In fact, Joule was better already and he was getting so healthy that he owned the Whiskey shop on the surface of every planet in the solar system that Earth enjoys.   I met Joule of Whiskey and he asked for a cigar once,  I just asked him to give me a Bowl of spicey tobacco for Dickie'e pipe but Joule had only a cigar to enjoy.  so Joule broke apart his cigar and donated some tobacco.  Too bad, though because if smoked like a pipe it just smokes too fast.  Its just that different. But it was the best that Joule could do for Dickie. So Dickie was happy for a few moments but clearly needed more tobacco for his pipe's bowl.  I don't care if Dickie smokes himself to death actually, hes that smart of a Cleveland Fan remembering every challenge on the grid iron for the last 80 years or more.  But Dickie was lost to his own devices one morning and he awoke refreshed with out a baseball cap to wear and only he had a mischevious Joker Hat from the Batman series on Television.  So Dickie put that Batman's Joker hat on again and all was well for Dickie, Myself and even Joule who was now a Batman fan and loved the Joker but laughed like the Penguin.  Thanks T bone steak eaters, This was a good day to play ball.  Thanks!