Pippi Longstocking, not my invention but my own story of her life.

I decided to borrow a character because I really like her name. I do not recall her story thought I will have to read it someday, That said, I'm going to write a little bitty on Pippi. Guess what. I bet its the exact same in many ways as the real version. Or perhaps. I personally theorize that Pippi is a fictional adaption of Mr. Hitler (may his name be blotted out from under the sun). I think that Pippi is the story of someone who has a big problem with anger and that Pippi is really in fact a hero in that in the fictional story, Pippi might have gotten better. But on the real battle front, Mr. Hitler (Yemach Shemo) is a hero of none and only has made the world better as no one will follow his example ever again.
So that said, lets all read Pippi Longstocking. I will never rewrite a classic and I hope that you don't think that comparing lovable kids story character to Hitler is my way of trying to demolish a story. From what I remember of Pippi is that she was indeed lovable and I must add that Hitler was not. So a lovable character Pippi is and to have long stockings is to make your day a better day by entertaining the world with a beautiful leg whose skin you will never see. So Pippi you were great. I will read you soon again. I hope that Hitler rots where it is he may continue as a soul if that is at all possible and I think its not. Murderers are extinguished as a candle and never endure the lifes of those who go to the better world to come. Thanks.