The poetry, stories and intrigues of C.J. Brenner

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Tommy the Knick Knack Salesman who lived in a Toaster Oven

There was a man I met named Tommy and he liked to live in a toaster oven.  He liked to dance when they made bagels and english muffins.  But if anyone offered him a slice of pizza to make, he really was not happy.  Tommy had a special suit so that he did not get too hot but he really liked to leave the helmet off so that his head got very hot.  It was funny to see Tommy do his dance.  He also liked to sell knick knacks to people who were at the bowling alley. Tommy was intelligent and almost saavy, but Tommy was beaten at his own game.  He got confused and would put other people's pizza in his own toaster oven and then toast it to their liking.  That was never his plan but we all loved it when Tommy cooked out pizzas.  I like Tommy but I must admit he realy might not be able to get out of that Toaster Oven in Life.  Please say a little prayer for Tommy's health.  He is not very happy and he doesn't like the latkes.  Thanks!

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