Sir Walter Raleigh the Home Decorator and Gold Merchant

I met a fellow named Sir Walter Raleigh.  He so liked to deal in gold and he was also a very apt interior designer for custom homes.  Walter was intelligent and he liked to smoke Cuban cigars in the month of May, but only when he was chased out of the confines of the English Channel by a marksman named David Sweetman.  David was a smart fellow but Walter did not like his dish collection and Walter asked David to buy more dishes and get a guitar as well.  David got that guitar and Walter never left the English Channel again.  The Cuban Cigars smelled horrible though, it was just a small way of thanking God for creating a new baseball diamond in Cuba.  Walter liked to smoke good cigars, but he never went to Nicaragua and he only dined on Dominican Republic Grape Vines.  Be Good, Dear Sir Walter who likes to decorate houses. I am going to beat you in chess someday but that's ok, I'll let you win the first game and then we can dance.  Thanks!