Likeness to God himself but in a woman with a spoon of bread in her chops

I know a woman lets call her Susie the Silver spoon seller. Susie sold silver spoons on national television and I guess that someone out there was buying. She remained on the television many years but she really was not that sophisticated. She thought that she knew God personally and that she was a Torah scholar, but she in turn was a woman and even not a Jewish woman. She was a beautiful woman with a pithy mouth and her mouth spelled the words POVERTY and USURY with a capital P for Poetry. She loved her day and she smelled good when she wore pink gowns. I miss Susie because her show was poor and I didn't ever get into her words of advice as I had my own mind and I didn't need a child to teach me to walk. So Susie if you are still out there, give me a call and I'll tell you the real Torah of Moses. Baruch Hashem!