Cyberstalker of the Third Kind

There is a man I know who lives on the internet.  He never goes off line and he is always shopping for things that he will never enjoy since he wont go off line.  One day he bought a large ship to dance on but I admit, I have never seen or heard from this friend who I will call Archpot in a good while.  Archpot was really internet saavy and he liked to watch races on his computer.  He was such a race fan that he always wore a different racing teams hat with each new day.  He was, sadly however, an internet stalker and he visited the personal adds on Craig's list every morning to shop for a new girl friend.  I think that Archpot was intelligent but that his real job, an investment banker, was not his forte as he really never spoke to the investment bankers that he knew when he was in banking school anymore.  Thats ok.  I hear he likes his investment banking but I am not sure if his clientele are really well served.  Good luck, Archpot. It's a big world and that ship of yours that you named the "enterprise" might yet be useful if you just make a phone call and stop using Craig's list. Thanks!