There exists a fellow in Oakland California named Ed who was once a master car rental business man. He was wise and fluent in three different languages, French, Spanish and Croatian. I might look him up some time because it is rumored that if your rental car does not drive very well, Ed will visit it and talk to its front grill. This was a good past time for Ed and he really liked to know what the grill was thinking. Was the grill happy to be on that particular vehicle? Did it ever have an interaction with another vehicle's grill? Was it just happy in general? Ed was so good that people from all around visited him. He was once an Oakland Raiders fan, but he does prefer the A's in watching major league baseball today.
So if you meet Ed, anywhere, please remind him that the Oakland Raiders are still pretty neat and that he might want to watch a game sometime. Truly that idea of talking to car grills is fascinating. It is said that Ed might in fact write a few books on this topic. But I hope that Ed is not too concerned if someone might accidentally bump into one of his favorite automobile grills in a front end collision. Say cheese!
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