Happy Happy Toe Cather from Mars

I met the smartest being I have known. He walked the line and he toed the death star with a stick of wood. This man or was it a woman, I can not say was the wisest of the wise and he or she or whomever he wished to be known to be was a Torah Student and wrote new laws with his pen. The laws pleased his intelligence and the laws made his fellow Martians win more money in life. They all liked eachother after they learned the Laws he wrote and they all danced in the streets every night. I miss this Man that just liked being called Happy. But he did have one flaw. Happy might catch a man who did not follow his laws by the top and lift them to the air and toss them in a basement to dwell for some good times ahead. This amused Happy but truly the basement thrown were never to be seen until they smiled and asked for more of the basement treatment. This did eventually happen becuase Happy played the game and so did the basement people after they read the Laws that Happy distributed for free in the morning and offered for a reduced rate to people in the afternoon. So all was eventually well on Mars, but what about the poor basement. It reeked of onions and liver but it was really not hell per se. It was just a small little room and everyone in there was packed like sardines. I admire Happy and I must say I once spend a few months in his basement when I visited Mars. Mars was nice, but I missed my farm on Earth, but that said, one day Happy launched a nuclear missile at the planet Earth and it blew up. Happy got confused. But thats actually not true. Happy liked earth a lot and sent emissaries there to clean the Earth up. Pretty soon the people on earth liked the people on Mars and everyone in the universe was glad. So if you see happy one day, just smile and say "peace out". I like Happy and he will like all of you too. Thanks.