Stick of Gum Rabbit Slayer from Detroit, Michigan

A stick of gum was on my shoe one time and it fell off my shoe and killed a rabbit and it wanted to be known as a general surgeon but I really called it a pizza delivery boy who was in a surgical attire.  This piece of gum was large and fat and it weighted 200 pounds.  It smelled of baklava and it ate nothing for breakfast.  It came to my home one day in Youngstown, Ohio and I called it a friendly name.  No one wanted to chew the gum so it went back home to its home in Detroit where it became a real surgeon and lived happily ever after. But I never forgot its painful explosion one day in the hospital where I worked where it called every nurse it knew the enemy of the doctors in the entire universe.  That challenged me because it really made sense to me once I had nurses attacking my trust, but that was ok and they were not the enemy.  They were just skid row wannabees in my day.  So the nurse is a skidrow wanna bee if you are a screw up psychiatrist, but if you are a pleasant doctor, those nurses are your fan club.  Thanks kids.  This is a public service announcement and that Doctor I met in my sleep was not my friend at all.  He just wanted to party in the barn yard and eat grapes from a woman dancing in his own sleep.  I'm Sorry Doctor X, your name is not even in my memory much. Thanks.