Tie Fighter Pilot who sunk the Death Star with a Cocoon of Love

There was once a Tie Fighter Pilot who really was a minion of the Darth Vader who lived in luxury and wore a pink suit.  This Darth Vader was trying to defeat the pink liberal love that existed in the universe.  Tie Fighter Pilot we will call Markle was a big star and he made sure that all of the Tie Fighters could fly and fly fast. He even helped the X wing Fighters fly as well.  Markle was a super fellow and his ideas were a radical advancement for his time period.  But that said Markle had a little flaw.  He sunk the Death Star by building a cocoon of his love for the Living World that was good.  That was all good and fine and I handed out cigars when I met Markle.  He is missing from action today, but Markle was the best.  He was missing a laser gun on his own tie fighter but he was a really amazing pilot and he flew the universe with a bigger gun called Torah.  This was good and Markle has always been in my hall of remembrance.  I would like to send Markle a good tobacco product such as a pipe or cigar also, but Markle was probably too busy riding his Millennium Falcon to take up any trust in a fun habit.  But that said, Markle is never gone from our lives and he really contributed a great addition to my own X Wing Fighter.  I now have a laser cannon that never stops shooting at the Death Star and that's how the Death Star was taken over by the nicer people of the universe.  Now the Pink Darth Vader is gone and he is still a very evil fellow.  But that said, Pinky Darth was never a bad guy, he just did not read the Torah enough and he was not ready to eat in the Cantina on Tattoine either. Thanks!