Time Stopper the Magazine Editor

There once was a man named Time Stopper and he dined in all the usual places.  I shift his blueprints for life through my memory once a year and then I shift it again every morning as I rise.  Time Stopper its not your fault that you never found a working model of the human being.  It was the doctors who discovered ether and you just made ether into a household name.  In my time you'll never be forgotten.  Probably not in the time of any other man born in your nation's good name.  I never forget a name and I never forget a face but I must say I may forget someone's name that I never heard often though a face remains for a lifetime, right?  So have a blessed tea conference.  I am going to put your face on the half dollar and hope that you made a good life for every man on earth.  Thanks!