Singer the Donut Stomper

What is more funny and rude than stomping one someones wanted donut for their meal or snack.  But indeed that is the daily activity of this fellow I have known that I must say liked to be referred to as "Singer".  Singer was a smart fellow and he really liked to organize his top hat collection in the baseball diamond after dark.  Singer lived in a virtual paradise with beautiful clouds and amulets of silver hanging from every tree branch.  I see Singer only one day of my life and I never forgot his stomping that I think he does alot. I wanted a donut one day and Singer grabbed it from my hand and stomped it into a million doughy bits on the grass one day.  I was really upset but I really thought it was funny so I laughed and forgot his bad manners.  I guess one less donut wont ruin anyones day.  Thanks Singer, I never got that one conversation with you in my lifetime out of my mind.  I don't have the world by its "balls" but if I ever did, I'd have to find you and buy you some more donuts to stomp.  It was a blessing to know a spaceball in a blue suit, but if you really like donuts, try eating one. They do taste good and that trick you do will only impress one person one time in their entire lifetime.  After that, noone is every going to laugh again and then they'll really want to have your number because donuts actually are edible and taste good and fill you up a little bit.