Tye Dye Shirt Maker of the Third Kind

There once was a woman named Donna and she liked to make The Dye Shirts. She made them morning noon and night and she even worked on holidays. Donna was given jobs in the highest of precincts in the United States and her tye dye shirts always sold out among those who really liked tye dye. So that said, if you meet Donna, just nod and speak to her about the color yellow and maybe the color red. Don't bring up the color purple, however, because Donna refuses to use purple in her tye dyes. Its said that it leaves her shirts too clammy but I know the real reason, Donna hates purple.