Druid of the Skin Tag Family

There is a man named Jash and he was a Druid that lived among a family of persons who had long skin tags under their arms and on their necks. The Skin Tag Family was prosperous and well known and they were all happy people. Druid Jash was a busy soul and he liked to write long histories on the internet about life, liberty and happiness. But Druid had a small flaw, he was a druid while his family was actually a family of elves. That was ok and they got along just fine. But if you do meet Jash, don't ask him for a cup of tea. He will refuse. And don't ask him to be your running mate if you run for office. He just wants to run the entire show himself. So be good Jash and we will all prosper and be happy. Just don't write about popsicle sticks and good times. We might read a book by Martin Luther King Jr. instead. Thanks.