Dice Man the Vinegar Expert

There is a man I know who is a Dice Player.  He likes to roll the dice in life and just let the dice show him what today will bring.  That is good and fine if he so wants to live that way.  But his preferred interest it seems is to sniff vinegars and decide if they were a good vinegar or not so good a vinegar.  One day our friend whose name is Andrew Yates told me that I was a busy person but that he did not think I could ever keep my hands busy enough.  Perhaps Dice Player Andy was right in this assessment, but the truth is that if he ever asks me for a new set of dice for his dice game, I cannot oblige and offer them to him.  I have only to say that my own dice are enshrined in a acrylic mold and I just cannot let him play with them sadly.  So if this fellow ever loses his dice, I sadly cannot help him out.  But that

ok, he can keep rolling his own dice and you never know when this will be to his amusement or to his detriment.

So best of wishes my friend, I deserve a good friend like you of course, but I just can not offer you any dice in life.  Many best wishes.  Indeed.