Mud Flap Smiley Guy of the Unknown Order of Life

There is a man in this Universe and he likes to smile at the mud flaps on trucks and some other vehicles on the Freeway of Happiness.  This fellow who we shall refer to as Ahmena is a friend of no one in the Kingdom and he likes to eat raw vegetables with a harpoon gun to skewer them and put them in his oral cavity.  This fellow Ahmena is unorthodox yet he still gets in the Door to the Business Section of Paradise because despite that he likes to smile at the mud flaps, he has yet to destroy the trucks and vehicles that carry them, as we know today.  True he has shot his harpoon gun at a few of the vehicles and he likes to paint the vehicles in a crimson a orange decor.  But that said, he is still allowed to enter this Door as we have not yet decided that Ahmena is indeed a dead man in the eyes of the King.  The King does not enjoy this Ahmena's company and he does not wish for him to perish immediately, but that said, this Ahmena is likely to transpire to a bad illness unless he rewrites his own Enjoyment Section in the Newspaper of Life.  It remains to be seen if Ahmena is really going to want to please our King or if he just wants to expose himself to tragedy in his own life and years.   We will not know until the King says it is time to know more.  Stay tuned.