Frannie the Basement Dweller

There once was a woman named Frannie and she loved to visit people's basements. This was her passion and she soon set up a business of checking the water seals in the basements of neighbors and friends. When she was home, she lived in the basement of her father's house. She liked the cool damp air and she even enjoyed the occasional spider that might grace her with its presence. So if you do meet our friend, Frannie, be advised that she does not like the warm weather and that she is quite happy in her dark and damp places. But that's ok. Frannie can do her best to help our basements keep their shape and if you ever meet her, she is quite a neat lady. She buys turtles on ebay and sells them to the republicans in exchange for a triumphant elephant that she can use to keep her business booming. Thanks.