Santa Claus's Wife, the Termagant

In an alternate reality, there exists a Santa Clause who wears a blue suit and his wife is a real trouble maker.   She likes to read books about poetry, but the poetry is the erotic sort of poetry.  She likes to dance for Santa in her high heels and she even farts a lot in the presence of visitors to Santa's Workshop.  Sadly for her, and her name is Tracy the Christmas Walker, she is unable to have children with Santa, save for three healthy kids who are named Larry, Curly and Moe.  These three sons bring them immense happiness, but they are three funny children with silly names too right?  So if you meet this Tracy of Santa's home, please tell her that she looks good in red but she should really wear blue and match Santa's suit.  It would be nice if she didn't fart so much in company and if she doesn't stop drinking booze, she might not live to be 100.  I didn't think she was going to be a good friend of mine, but that said, I think that the farting is really funny, except that is really smells bad.   Thanks Tracy.  You Rule that Workshop that Santa built with his father's fortune!