Sir Walter the Pac Man Player from Jersey Shore

There is a man named Sir Walter.  He is not the Sir Walter who owns this blog title, however (blog name is Sir Walter's Backgammon Table).  They are completely different people.  This Sir Walter is a man from Jersey Shore and he likes to play Pac Man.  Sir Walter is a busy man and he likes to dance with the flowers in the rose gardens of life.  He is funny and he is organized, but sadly he does not really enjoy the game of bowling either.  Sir Walter does not like bowling because he always scores 299 and he could never in all his days score 300.  So close, yet so far from true success it might seem.  So he gave up the game.   But that is ok.  He hates golf as he does not like to search for his balls in the rough and he hates playing pin ball as well.  Pin Ball is too simplistic he says.  So he plays Pac Man morning, noon and night.  He likes to light up a cigarette during the pac man intermission comics that he gets to every ten minutes or so.   He never plays Ms. Pac Man and he adores baby Pac Man but is yet to play the game.
So if you meet this other Sir Walter, please be cautioned that he is not getting any younger and that he is not getting any surer.   I think that he really likes to play Pac Man because he likes to see little round dots disappear from the screen.  He never eats up the ghosts though when he gets the super power up pill.  That was against his ways as he really liked to just run and hide from the ghosts and he never thought that they could be eaten when they turned blue.  But that's ok.  Sir Walter will soon be changing his name to Hopey Changey and he really does not like to be called Walter either.  Sorry, Hopey Changey, there is no hope or change anticipated in your great life more than waking up and turning on the television I suspect.  But I will await your next dart game if you do so with to play darts again.  I heard you could score a perfect 500 and that is quite impressive.  But that said, I wish you might take up badminton as a fellow like you might really enjoy the little racquets in life.  Thanks.