Ticky Tocky Tin Pan Man of Fudgesickle Hallways of Life

I know a saint of the sorts of children you may encounter at the pet store in the mall.  He is understanding and he loves the St. Bernards.  I liked him when I saw him sitting with a book one day.  He was reading at a young age and he liked to play the boat yard circuit in his bathtub.  I think that he normally looks insincere but only when you ask him if he really wanted that fudgesickle that is spread out all over his face.  I call this child DavoBavoBero and he is a winner.   Really.  But don't take his fudgesickle away more than once in his lifetime.  He will let you do it but then you'll get that evil eye the second time you try it.