I have a friend who has a very large Adam's Apple. His or her name is Shel and he or she does not like to read any books by Shel Silverstein. Shel is a busy fellow/lady and he or she likes to dance in the troubled section of mankind's memories. I liked Shel a bit but sadly, I sent Shel a letter and he or she did not wish to reply. That was ok by me since Shel and I really had little in common in life. But that said, Shel once was friendly to me and I was astonished that Shel just never commented on my funny quippy commentary in the newspaper columns in the Daily Tribune.
So if you meet Shel, tell him or her that you enjoy his or her lifestyle a bit, but that you really never got why she he or whatever she or he is is still bugging the world with his or her own bookmarks of tin that he or she liked to stick in people's books in life. That was good when we were children, but sadly, I can not understand why Shel still likes to make such a mockery of the Daily Tribune. It has carried stories about him or her a number of times and always said nice things.
So Shel, I await your reply to my comments in the Newspapers of Life. But that said, please cover up that Adam's apple. It is just too exposed to humanity. Thanks.
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