The poetry, stories and intrigues of C.J. Brenner

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Jimmy the Lunch Eater from Neptune

There is a man named Jimmy and he loved to eat lunch.  He was originally from New York, but he changed his address to Neptune City, Neptune the Planet.   Jimmy was a big star and he loved to play with clocks that needed to be wound up and shaken too.  Jimmy was busy all of his days, but sadly, Jimmy really did not enjoy having dinner or even eating breakfast.  Only Lunch was how Jimmy lived his life.  Jimmy liked to hold pennies in his hands and he liked to show off his coin collection to many of his friends.   It was a good way for Jimmy to live and sometimes, people even offered him a free lunch.  So if you meet Jimmy, just ask him what he wants on his sandwich or what he might like to drink with his meal.  Your conversation sadly might not get much further than his table habits, but once in a while, beware, Jimmy might send a scout to take your photograph so that he can put it on his wall so that he can see your face while he is eating lunch.  Jimmy has a large wall of photographs and he likes to be able to stare at other peoples faces when he eats his daily meal.  So Jimmy, if you are out there, I do not really need my photo taken.  Perhaps you can give me a call and we can discuss breakfast or even brunch.  But I have an appointment for lunch already and I have dinner plans as well.  Thanks.

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