I have a certain dignified friend of mine whose name is Kim the Baker. Kim is a he kim and he likes to offer children crackerjacks at the baseball games. Kim is wise and organized. I never expected it but I learned that Kim likes to throw Crabs at the ballpark for fun. Truly one must say that this is inhumane, but actually he only tosses them about 2 feet in front of him. This is actually quite funny and he got his name Cotton Kimmo as he always wore a big cotton fleece on his shoulders when he threw the Crabs.
Kim is on time and always available for a talk of baracuda fishing I think. He likes to go out on his nice large boat and he likes to go sailfish fishing when he is on the seas. He catches the most colorful sailfish but he never ever throws a single one back. People pay him for the dinners he may bring home and he gladly offers every sailfish he has ever caught to the truly hungry persons at the seashore.
Best wishes, Kimmo. I am waiting to hear about your future baseball goodness.
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