Milo with the Luxury Apple

I have a colleague who is named Milo and he is very special indeed. He has an apple orchard behind his scuba diving hut that grows Apples that are Luxurious to eat and even hold in your hand. Milo dances often and he wears a turban that is silver with a bald eagle on its face. It is always a good day when I visit Milo although Milo does not always seem to want to talk about Football sadly. He was an Oakland Raiders fan and when they were in Los Angeles, he invested in a million dollars worth of Los Angeles Raiders Gear. Sadly he does not wish to purchase any of the Oakland Raiders Gear now as he feels he can not allot any more money to this sports gear and paraphenalia. Little does Milo know that his Los Angeles Raiders Gear is worth twice as much on the auction circuit, but sadly Milo has yet to discover eBay and he does not enjoy live auctions. I buy an apple every time I visit Milo and it tastes excellent. Milo's orchard is priceless and man from around the kingdom visit Milo evey day just to buy apples. Milo was once a scuba diver but sadly, he has lost his Diving Gear. Thats ok becuase now he likes to race Stock Cars and also he likes to go to Horse Racing Events. Milo makes many people happy and I must say that Milo and I share many days of conversation and recipes for different Apple Pies. If Milo stays in the Scuba Diving Business that is a good thing, but I do hope that he chooses to reinvest in those Oakland Raiders. It would be a shame not to be able to talk about my favorite players and their conquests on the Grid Iron and if I can not discuss Football much with Milo, I may choose to find more apples somewhere else. I just need to express my decisions on what I think about the National Football League and being in a situation where I must hold my lips sealed does not make me feel I am living the real life of Luxury that I so indeed desire. But be concerned not at all, I will most certainly always be a friend of Milo unless he someday refuses to talk about Baseball or Soccer. That's fine with me. Luxury is a necessary evil in this world.