Cotton Glasses Ed

There is a man well known to all who has Glasses of cotton and likes to be called Ed. Ed was a smart man though he played with many toothpicks and asked his friends for baseball mitts for his birthday. Ed ruled the golf course with a wicked left hook that usually ended up right where he wanted it to go. Ed was famous and he really scared the natives but good. The natives all ran in all directions when Ed was present and he never saw another native in the future after he left his golf dreams.