JayCee the Slime Thrower

There was once a man named JayCee and he was a busy son of the nicest of peoples.  He liked to dance in the breakroom at work and he really liked to toss slime on other people in life.  He did not realize that this was very annoying or even offensive.  But it seemed like a good thing.  He thought that the green ugly slime was funny and if he tossed it on another person, it might be something that everyone else could enjoy as well.  So if you meet JayCee, be a nice person.  His family is nice, but sadly he just does not really find that there is much else to do than dance in a break room of life.  He does not take coffee and he does not even eat the bread and butter.  But that slime has got to stop I think.  I suppose that someone will eventually throw it back at him and then there will be a slime throwing war I suppose.   But that said, I just wipe it off my glasses and go on with my day in life.  So JayCee, I await your sudden transformation someday.  And perhaps you can have a bagel in that break room or you might even try some matzos.  It tastes good and the dancing is all good and fine, but really, is anyone really watching?  They are busy eating.  Thanks.