Bingo Eater

Admirably, there is a man who exists that eats up all the bingo balls in the bingo machine. This is not a sin folks. He really is a smart guy. You see, people in this planet he lives on are not allowed to have bingo balls in their possession. Bingo Ball Eater named Murphy was always popular becuase he could literally eat any bingo ball that he found. This may sound really awful and nasty, but consider this. In his world, bingo balls are quite nutritious and they come in many varieties of flavors. Murphy was spectacular and could eat a dozen balls in a sitting. But don't ask him to eat the Bingo game board. That was just too much for him. Really.