Jessica the Sign Post Grabber

There exists a lady named Jessica. She liked to grab ahold of sign posts. All day long, Jessica would drive through town with her husband, Alan and they would pass up signs. Jessica would reach out of the window of the car and grab ahold of the sign post. The Stop signs, The yield Signs and any of the signs on the highway of Life. Jessica liked to grab ahold of their post and then let Alan take her photograph. It got to the point that they had a collection of 10,000 or more sign post photos with Jessica with her blonde hair in the wind clinging to a sign post and smiling for the camera. Of course she always wore her sunglasses. But that said, there was one problem. Jessica was rear ended by a car one day when the sign post she tried to grab was a yield sign. It was a real shame and only the damage to the Car that Alan and Jessica drove was apparent. But that said, perhaps Jessica will find a new habit. We can only hope so.