The poetry, stories and intrigues of C.J. Brenner

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Medussa of the Bone Yard Grill

There exists a woman of the Medussa type with many snakes growing from her scalp and with poisonous venom in their fangs.  She is bright and she likes to be called Landtz.  Landtz is a very exceptional lady indeed as she can go 12 days without sleep at all!  She likes to read Robert Frost Poetry but that said, she is still a Medussa!  She can not be looked at directly or you will turn to stone!  So if you meet Landtz, remember that she really covets attention, friendship and comraderie, but that she just kills people with her ugly looks!  It is that bad, but fortunately for Landtz, there is real therapy available.  She can get a dimmer switch installed in her mind that will dim the effects of gazing directly at her.  She can also get wigs that can cover up the snakes on her hairline.   That would be good and perhaps Landtz will get this help that is so needed.  Then perhaps the young children will play with her once again.  But that said, Landtz does not really realize that indeed it is her snake hair and her looks that betray her and keep her without many happy children in her company.  So if you meet Landtz, look away!  But leave her a note for a good medussa-therapist.  I think that perhaps if she gets enough notes, she may want to look away too! 

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