Candy Kicker of the Seventh Sun

I met this interesting woman the previous month and I must say that she is quite a formidable and interesting woman indeed. She tip-toes though the tulips with a cigar in her jowls and she really likes to read books by Mark Twain. I was amazed that she was so prolific but it was true, she was an ace in her home town's bowling alley club. She was organized and religious and she really made a lot of people smile when they saw how fast she could throw a bowling ball down the alley of life. This was good and she obviously went far in her days. But that said, I must profess she is from another solar system. The seventh Sun from the Andromeda-Chateau Constellation was her home. She worked diligently and she always smoked a cigar in public, but that said, she was finally able to break free of the original gravity of her home planet and find a new place to live. This was good for her, but sadly I must report that she really never opened a book by Stephen King. It was just too scary for her.