Sean Hamrod

I have a remarkable friend and his name is Sean.  Sean works for the military industry and he builds airplanes that can bomb long range targets.  Sean is a very straight American and he loves to eat ham and Eggs in the morning.  This is always Sean’s favorite meal and he eats the Eggs sunny side up as well as Cured with Steak Sauce.  Sean is a very smart fellow and he writes novels about Big Foot too.  Big Foot has always been his obsession.  Sean worked for Fox News once and ran coffees back and forth to Mr. O'reilly.  But that job did not seem to keep Sean's true interest so one day he asked Mr. O'reilly to bring him, Sean a bottle of steak sauce for his mid-day meal.   Mr. O'reilly thought it was funny and Sean shortly asked Mr. O'reilly for a big steak to eat for dinner too.  Mr. O'reilly did not really like giving out handouts so Sean was asked to quit his big job working for Mr. O'reilly which really did not make Sean that happy anyhow.  But that said, Sean is still working for the Military and today he built a bomber that had steak sauce in its nose turret.  But that is still not Sean's greatest feat.  Sean was most well known as a stunt double for Sean Hannity of the Fox News Station.  In fact Sean was such a good stunt double that if Sean Hamrod talked about liberals as if they were also freaks and dogmeat, Sean Hannity sent Sean a Free steak.  But that is not the end of the story.  Sean Hamrod and Sean Hannity are but one in the same, right?  They are stunt doubles for one another and if Sean Hannity wanted to work as Sean Hamrod did in the military, no one would think the difference.   I saw Sean Hannity one day on the news and he talked about how much he really did not hang with those "liberals".  Sean Hamrod built a new nose cone for an airplane.  Sean Hannity built a $10,000 dog house for his Chihuahua in his back yard.  Sean Hamrod ate a lobster dinner.  Sean Hannity sold his 5000 shares of Apple Stock.  Sean Hamrod went fishing with his dog.  Sean Hannity asked for more people to support the GOP.  Sean Hamrod worked a double shift at the aircraft factory. 
So you can see that these two individuals are intricately tied to one another.  Sean Hannity has bagels in the morning for breakfast and Sean Hamrod eats shrimp for dinner.  Sean Hannity goes to Bermuda and plays Canasta on the Hotel's Pool Terrace.  What do you think that Sean Hamrod did?
But that's ok.   We really have a lot of Sean Hannity’s running around today and they all "hate" the 'god awful' left of center human beings that populate society at such a large level.  So if you meet Sean Hamrod, just tell him he really looks a lot like Hannity and if you do have dinner with Hannity, don't bring up Mr. Hamrod.  They are really one in the same.