Stone Face Cold Fist Lay Man From Caracas

There is a man named Neil who is a stone faced man with a cold fist.  He works hard and likes to live very well with all of the luxuries that man can find in life.  Neil works for the government and builds torpedoes for nuclear submarines.  The thing is however, Neils benevolent wife insists that he never make a weapon of war ever.  So when he goes home, he tells his wife that he builds projectiles for the displacement of water.  This seems to go over well.  But what will his wife say one day when the CIA sends him his certificate of kills in the mail.  I am just curious.  Neil is a bright guy, but surely the truth will catch up.  Thats all I have to say today.