Dinner with Occupy Wall Street

I said I would pay the rent
But then I asked for a Tent
So what do I occupy
When I ask for a coin
From the man on the corner
Who worked at Geico
Queequag tucks me in tonight.

Ode to getting a Dental Implant

Oh what a relief of youth
To buy yourself a new tooth

Fortune Cookie on the Moon

Goons in space
It is busy in the human race

Turnips in Scholarship land

Igloos are good
If you like to touch your shoe
A big toad calls a weasel a friend
And I latched the key to the wayzy school

Buy German Cars in Mars

Simon says buy dice at the park.
And when you act like a lark.
Put your cap on and walip your mowce
If it stops moving its lost.
Buy German Cars
If you want to live on Mars.
Sowwitall.